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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:39

No go.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Sint temporibus laudantium dolore id ea aliquam.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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